Jessica Drew, Natasha Romanov, Carol Danvers, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Wanda Maximoff, Jennifer Walters, and Susan Richards meet at a restaurant and have an argument about which Spider-Man has a bigger dick.
Words: 1796, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Fantastic Four, X-Men - All Media Types
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: F/M
- Characters: Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Susan Storm (Fantastic Four), Carol Danvers, Jessica Drew, Wanda Maximoff, Jennifer Walters, Emma Frost, Jean Grey, Maya Lopez, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Hank Pym, Scott Summers
- Relationships: Peter Parker/Susan Storm, Jean Grey/Peter Parker, Jessica Drew/Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Maya Lopez, Natalie Rushman/Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov/Miles Morales, Wanda Maximoff/Miles Morales, Jennifer Walters/Miles Morales, Emma Frost/Miles Morales, Emma Frost/Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark, Tony Stark/Jennifer Walters, Wanda Maximoff/Tony Stark, Carol Danvers/Miles Morales, Carol Danvers/Tony Stark, Carol Danvers/Hank Pym, Carol Danvers/Scott Summers, Clint Barton/Carol Danvers, Jennifer Walters/Hank Pym, Clint Barton/Jennifer Walters, Jennifer Walters/Scott Summers, Emma Frost/Scott Summers, Emma Frost/Clint Barton, Emma Frost/Hank Pym, Clint Barton/Wanda Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff/Hank Pym, Wanda Maximoff/Scott Summers, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Natasha Romanov/Scott Summers, Natasha Romanov/Hank Pym, Kamala Khan/Miles Morales, Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson
- Additional Tags: This Is STUPID, Crack Treated Seriously, Penis Size, Peter Parker Has a Big Dick, Comedy, bet, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Reed Richards is a Bad Husband, Fancy Restaurant, Mysterious Character(s) in the Background, Cell Phones